$ANGSTIPAN · SOLANA
PHIX PHARMACEUTICALS PRESENTS

IT CURES
EMOTIONS.™

America's Favorite Dissociative. Now on Solana.

GET YOUR DOSE

Holders 18–65 should use with extreme caution. Sudden urge to check the chart could be life-threatening. Results may vary. Not financial advice.

FEEL NOTHING. HOLD EVERYTHING. AMERICA'S FAVORITE DISSOCIATIVE ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF SELLING IS RIGHT FOR YOU SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE NOT CARING ABOUT RED CANDLES DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY LEVERAGE NOW DISPENSING ON PUMP.FUN
PHIX BROADCAST ARCHIVE · 1986

AS SEEN ON TV

PHIX-TV CH·3 LEONIDA · IN-GAME SPOT
PATIENT INFORMATION

WHAT IS ANGSTIPAN?

01

Fast-Acting.

Kicks in before your transaction confirms. By the time the bag lands, you've already stopped caring what it's worth.

02

Clinically Numb.

Nine out of ten holders reported feeling "fine" during a red candle. The tenth reported nothing at all. We believe he forgot he was invested.

03

Over The Counter.

No prescription. No appointment. No questions about how you're feeling, because you won't be. Available on pump.fun to anyone with a wallet.

PHIX
PHARMACEUTICALS · LEONIDA
PACKAGE INSERT · FORM 86-B

PRESCRIBING INFORMATION

$ANGSTIPAN (It Cures Emotion) extended-release memecoin NDC 1986-1119-86
TICKER
$ANGSTIPAN
DISPENSARY
pump.fun, fair launch
TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
INDICATIONS
Emotions. All of them.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
Drops at launch.
℞ 1986·11·19
CONTRAINDICATIONS

Do not take $ANGSTIPAN if you still plan to use joy, grief, love or mild irritation. Not suitable for anyone emotionally attached to their entry price.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE

Unusual calm. Dissociation from your portfolio. An inability to feel anything during red candles. In rare cases, a faint memory of once having opinions.

WARNING

Call your doctor if your green candle lasts more than four hours or if you begin to remember what you paid.

Angstipan XR bottle — It Cures Emotions, Rx Only, Mfr: Phix
FIG. 1 — ANGSTIPAN XR, 200 MG
HOLDER OUTCOMES · SELF-REPORTED · UNSOLICITED
CASE NO. 001 — OUTCOME: SATISFACTORY ★★★★★

"Took one bag before the evening candle. Felt nothing for eleven straight days. My portfolio did a 1000x and I still didn't feel the urge to sell. Five stars."

— ANON, VICE CITY
CASE NO. 002 — OUTCOME: EMOTIONS DETECTED ★☆☆☆☆

"Terrible. I sold early and felt things almost immediately — one of them may have been regret. I demand a refund and a written apology, in that order."

— PAPER HANDS, ALSO VICE CITY

* Phix has been unable to verify that these are two different wallets.

DOSAGE INSTRUCTIONS · DISPENSARIES

FILL YOUR
PRESCRIPTION

Four steps. One dose. Follow the label exactly.

  1. STEP 01

    Get a wallet.

    Install a Solana wallet such as Phantom. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Show it to no one, including us.

  2. STEP 02

    Add SOL.

    Fund the wallet with SOL. Only use money you could lose without developing feelings.

  3. STEP 03

    Visit the dispensary.

    Open pump.fun and paste the contract address from this page. Check every character. Counterfeits exist.

  4. STEP 04

    Take your dose.

    Swap SOL for $ANGSTIPAN. Close the chart. Remain calm.

Prescription from the Vice City Emotional Wellness Clinic, Dr. Hodl Numbington, M.D. Patient: Anon Degen. Diagnosis: acute pump.fun trauma, bought top, sold bottom. Rx: Angstipan 10 mg, take 1 tablet every time the chart turns red, refills unlimited. Stamped: Approved, feel nothing.